I knew there was something wrong with my ex-guy, even though I could never put a name to it, but it took a little prodding to find the right name after his last debacle.
The person was stupid.
He didn’t have a bit of common sense in his body! Right after I broke up with him last month, he told me he was going to go out plus get drunk. It devastated him. I was splitting up with him, plus I wouldn’t even provide him an explanation, and for months, I had been telling him he was drinking too much plus using too much marijuana. I knew he had a medical marijuana ID card, even though I also knew he wasn’t supposed to be driving while under the influence. The evening I broke up with him, he came to the house wreaking of booze plus marijuana. I refused to get in the car plus told him I was done. I walked back into the house plus locked the door, six weeks later, I saw him on cable. The police had arrested him for reckless driving. They said he was visibly intoxicated plus the stink of alcohol plus marijuana was in the car. I got a iPhone call from him while he was in jail. He said he had been using medical marijuana, plus the police had it all wrong. I didn’t want to hear about it, but he kept talking, so I hung up. Three days later, his mother called me. She said he was using medical marijuana when he walked into the courthouse, plus they put him in jail. She thanked me for splitting up with him plus hoped this was an excellent lesson for him.