Like the song says, the freaks come out at night, and once upon a time I was a single of those freaks! These afternoons I am middle-aged and lazy; I love to stay inside at night, smoking dope and watching outdated movies with my bestie. I am content with my life, and have no need to go out at night to party. I have also completely changed my labor schedule to exclusively handle the day shifts at the cannabis dispensary. Many of the employees are young and have a nightlife, so they love to sleep in late and then cover the night shift. Most afternoons I labor alone in the cannabis dispensary, which is perfectly OK by me! On the day shift, most of our cannabis customers are senior citizens, retirees, and soccer moms, and do you believe how much marijuana these soccer moms smoke? You would be amazed! Many of my day-shift regulars come straight to the cannabis dispensary after dropping their little adolescents off at college. I thought it was weird at first, because many of these soccer moms only buy a single pre-roll, or a single cannabis edible. I always stock up and get an ounce or 2 of a high-end cannabis strain; These ladies love to buy a single day worth of cannabis at a time. I came to realize they did this because they all prefer the social aspect of visiting the cannabis dispensary. They stop by for a few hours a day, chat with their soccer mom friends, and buy just enough marijuana to get high for the day.
